Ahoy all! Few~ almost back on schedule! Cut to Rhinston’s life still being worse than everyone else’s… he’s getting to old for this you guys…

ANYWAY BACK TO EUROVISION- Semi one was a BLOODBATH… but most of my favs made it through (RIP Belarus…) so I’m surprisingly calm rolling into tomorrow? but PRAY FOR DENMARK! If you want to see a pic of me channeling my best attempt at ‘Rasmussen’ style- hit up my instagram at Valmontgod. Also Ukraine is my dark horse to place top 10 in the final- I feel that BB goth Melovin~

FUEGO!